On September 30th, the Beverly Hills Hotel will belong to the most powerful vajayjays in Hollywood!

Several A-list actresses will be honored by Variety at their second Power of Women luncheon. Among the distinguished divas will be Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Eva Mendes, Amy Adams, Diane Lane, and Suzan Bymel.

Oh, and last and certainly least, Katie Holmes. (How much money you think Tommy Cruise donated to the mag to get her ass on the list? Do their offices have a new spa now?)

Anywhoos, congrats to all the ladies for being so inspiring! You all prove that with a big heart and a bigger wallet, a person can do some incredible things!

Or they can screw up a classic Judy Garland number on television in for the sake of “charity.”

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Check out the LOL’s in this preview from Thursday night’s episode of Jersey Shore (above)!

Amazing! We can’t wait!

Check out these AMAZEBALLS photos from the upcoming special all Glee edition of People, due out on Friday!

The new season needs to happen NOW, please!

The wait is over! Usher is on his way to your town!

Starting in November, Usher will tour North America & visit 25 cities to bring his music to his people. Good to note that though he was rumored to be going on tour with him at one point, Chris Brown will not be joining Usher.

Who needs him! Usher is having an amazing year and this tour should be just as epic!

Check out the list of tour dates… after the jump!

Are U planning on going?

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» November 10 – Seattle, WA @ Key Arena
» November 12 – Oakland, CA @ Oracle Arenabr
» November 13 – Las Vegas, NV @ Mandalay Baybr
» November 14 – Anaheim, CA @ Honda Center
» November 17 – San Diego, CA @ Sports Arena
» November 18 – Los Angeles, CA @ STAPLES Center
» November 19 – Phoenix, AZ @ Jobing.com Arena
» November 23 – Houston, TX @ Toyota Center
» November 24 – Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center
» November 26 – St. Louis, MO @ Scottrade Center
» November 27 – Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center
» November 29 – Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre
» November 30 – Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
» December 2 – Detroit, MI @ TBD
» December 3 – Chicago, IL @ Allstate Arena
» December 5 – Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena
» December 7 – Greensboro, NC @ Greensboro Coliseum
» December 8 – Baltimore, MD @ 1st Mariner Arena
» December 10 – Newark, NJ @ Prudential Center
» December 11 – Norfolk, VA @ Scope Arena
» December 13 – New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden
» December 14 – Boston, MA @ TD Garden
» December 16 – Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center
» December 17 – Washington, DC @ Verizon Center
» December 18 – Hartford, CT @ XL Center

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P!nk has announced

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We guess it beats going to prison – but not by much!

This morning, Snooki stood before an uber snooty judge and received her punishment for being a sloppy, drunken mess on the syringe laced shores of Seaside Heights. The judge sentenced her to two days of community service, on top of forking over a $533 fine. She’s lucky she wasn’t in California. Arnie would have made sure there were at least two more zeros at the end of that! ( $19 billion budget deficit, remember?)

Anyway, turns out that Snooki Snickers has already fulfilled half of her requirement. Last Sunday, she volunteered at the Popcorn Park Zoo in New Jersey. Her job? Cleaning out animal cages.

In other words, scooping poopies!

Eww! Yucky!

And also, HA! That really sucks!

Thankfully, she doesn’t have to go back as according to the judge, she’ll spend her second day with animal control at the Shore.

Hope nothing shitty comes up that day!

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Alert the Vatican! He’s back! We found him!

Shun the nonbelievers!

The Almighty was spotted having lunch in Beverly Hills yesterday, then enjoying a stroll around town.

Amazing! Check out his Birkenstocks! Really classy!

Obviously, we are kidding and this isn’t really Jesus Christ…or is it?

What we really want to know is where’s Pretty (Wo)Man?!?! We miss her/him!

Ugh! Why can’t they be having lunch together?!

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We like this just about as much we liked his single!

Glee‘s Mark Salling is the first of his fellow cashcows castmates to release a solo album, called Pipe Dream, which is set to be released in October.

Check out the BORING album art (above)!

The music and look feel equally fast-tracked and BLAND BLAND BLAND to us!

Too bad! He’s got a decent voice.

Thoughts??

R-Rated Puppets? You’ve got our attention!

The English language Swedish film We R Animals will be the debut film of Thobias Hoffmen, and it hopes to go into production in 2011. We hope it does too!

They recently shot test footage in an effort to entice investors. We hope it works, because we can tell you we’re totally enticed!

Here’s what the director has said about the project:

Most characters in the movie will be played by hand puppets, with animatronic faces. The same kind of dolls that were used out to include Gremlins and Labyrinth. The only characters who are not puppets are people in the film, but you can count on one hand. The style of the movie, I would best describe with the words “a live-action version of a cartoon world.” A bit like an adaptation of a graphic novel. It is our world, yet not. As a living painting by CM Coolidge, which is drawing everything to a head.

And here is the official plot synopsis:

Snow White the rabbit is stuck in a sadistic man’s pet store, she craves for love but nobody wants to take her home. But one day the animals wreck havoc and they all escape, including Snow White. She gets lost with her newfound freedom and almost dies, until the nice old lady Alice saves her. Snow White would’ve had a bright future if not for Alice’s jealous and vindictive dogs, who call on their friend Flash, a shady and devious pimp cat. Together they plan to transform Alice’s apartment into a brothel for animals, and force Snow White and even the human Alice into prostitution.

We R Animals is a comic adventure, filled with drug using cats, horny dogs, cat-ninja assassins, vampire bats, cruelty and magic. In essence We R Animals is a love story told with warmth, where sometimes the laughter sits in the throat and forces us to question the morals and views of both animals and man.

We really hope they move forward with production on this film. Lots of wonderful things come from R-rated puppet films. Peter Jackson made Meet the Feebles in 1989, and later went on to direct the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Who knows…maybe the We R Animals director will go on to direct film adaptations of the collective works of Charles Dickens!

R U Intrigued by We R Animals?

Oh, shiz!

Sneak attack!

Brandon Flowers just released his first solo album, Flamingo, and it looks like it’s going to out-sell Katy Perry‘s Teenage Dream in the UK this week!

We’re impressed, bb!

Looks like someone is doing just fine on his own!

What do U think?? Do U like Brandon Flowers’ solo album??

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